High quality customized and pre-made apparel and beverageware with a sarcastic twist!

We do not keep a large stock on hand, please note that orders can take 7-10 business days to process!

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We Make What You Want!

Some sassy, f-bomb dropping, full-time working moms & wives with a dark, fun, and twisty sense of humor. We print the clothing and drinkware that say the stuff you are thinking, whether is it is because: It is too peopley outside, an average day at work has you saying WTF?, or your ducks in a row have turned to drunk squirrels running a muck!

We offer Not Safe for Work and Possibly Safe for Work beverage wares, t-shirts, sweatshirts, and tank-tops!